Always like to keep my eyes open for what’s coming to the big screen over the next several months. Of course, at this time of year, that means looking at the summer schedule, which is usually filled with movies aimed at the blockbuster audience. So it’s not surprising that the list starts off with lots and lots of sequels.
We have another “Pirates of the Caribbean” – “Dead Men Tell No Tales”, plus “Guardians of the Galaxy 2”, “Despicable Me 3”, “Cars 3”, the fifth Transformers movie, another Planet of the Apes movie, another Spiderman movie (are they ever actually going to get this franchise right?), the second movie of the prequel trilogy to Alien, called “Alien: Covenant”. This is the sequel to 2012’s “Prometheus”, which I thought was awful. So I have doubts about this one. Speaking of sequels to less than inspiring movies, we get “Kingsman – The Golden Circle”. The first one was a good idea that simply never blossomed. Can’t imagine where they go with the second.
There is also the usual passel of movies that go back to a subject that has been done before. This summer we get relaunches for the King Arthur legend, with “King Arthur – Legend of the Sword”, Plus another Mummy movie, another Amityville movie, a remake of Steven King’s “It” (I have hopes for that. The TV mini-series was terrifying right up to the dreadful, let down of an ending). Oh and “Baywatch” will be coming to the big screen, taking us back to the days of the classic beach movie. Sort of.
There are a few new ideas that will be explored this summer. I am looking forward to the film version of Steven King’s “The Dark Tower”. We get a new comic book heroine with the arrival of “Wonder Woman”. Speaking of comic books, we also get something new called “Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets”, an English language, French science fiction film about space and time traveling government agents.
Finally, a few oddballs caught my eye. There’s the “Emoji Movie”. Lego movies and Angry Birds movie apparently were not the bottom of the barrel. The children’s book hero Captain Underpants gets a movie, “Captain Underpants – The First Epic Movie. Last but not least were two movies that probably have more in common than just similar names. There is an English adaptation of a Russian adaptation of Shakespeare titled “Lady Macbeth”. If that seems a little highbrow for your tastes you can look forward the martial arts movie called “Lady Bloodfight”. Whatever differences they have both promise to get a little bloody before it’s all over.
But that’s just the nature of summer movies, isn’t it?
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