There are a lot of useless, silly, pointless things to do on the Internet. There are things to do that you wouldn’t want your momma to know about, things that are dangerous, things that cost money and things that are just a complete waste of time. But I have never come across anything quite the same as this.
“This” is a site with a peculiar name. It is “clickclickclick.click”. Not dot com or dot org or anything you may be more familiar with. All the “click”s are spelled out, c-l-i-c-k. The “dot” is the usual period type computer url dingus.
Once you arrive, you’re not going to be impressed. Big blank screen with a flashing cursor and a big green button, labeled “button”. Almost immediately two things will happen. Scrolling text appears, and a request to turn on your speakers. To get the full effect, you will want to do that. What follows is a running commentary of what you do on the page. Move your mouse cursor around, click on the button, click other places. Do whatever comes into your head to try. You will get a running written commentary plus a male voice in your speaker discussing what you are doing. It will compliment you, question you, and occasionally criticize you. The more you do, the more achievements you will achieve. If you are the tiniest bit compulsive this site can quickly become irresistible.
As I write this, I have the site open in another window but I’m ignoring it. Every minute or so, the voice pops back up to ask what’s going on or encourage me to do something. It’s kind of creepy, honestly.
Being creepy is kind of the point. Wait a second, he just beeped at me. Let me check. Nope, just trying to get my attention.
The website was created by a Dutch design studio called Moniker. The purpose of clickclickclick.click is to show you how the data companies can track what you are doing online. Every mouse movement, hovering over certain items, let alone clicking on them, can be recorded. It was created in conjunction with a Dutch public broadcaster, VPRO (the voice is getting bored. He just said “Winter is coming” and is yawning). It is part of a larger mobile presentation called “We Are Data”.
The technology in the website is very simple. The stuff being used by data companies is a lot more sophisticated, and generates information that they can then sell about you. It’s an interesting experiment in the kinds of things that can be tracked.
Clickclickclick.click has the interesting quality of being both thought provoking and a complete waste of time all at once. In the end it will make me think about every click I make in the future.
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